The dog

Son: Why is the dog locked outside on the porch?
Husband looks at daughter
Daughter:(with a guilty look on her face) I love you Dad.


Yep, you guessed it. She locked the dog outside.

The things we say

There are many things about parenthood that surprise me. Most of all are the things I wind up saying. Things I never thought I'd say. Such as:
1. Don't bite the dog.
2. Don't put your sister in the dog's crate.
3. You can't wear your princess dress to the park.